So here we are. 11th March 2010. I wonder what the internet is good for?
I’ve compiled a small list of some of the things that have made an impact on my life, and potentially everyone else in a “nothing special about me” situation.
Internet Food Shopping (bulk and take-out)
I think there’s something really special about being able to have food direct to your door at the touch of a button; we’re fast approaching the Wall-E style of life. Pizza or a weeks worth of groceries; not only available, but damn competitive.
Video (incase you’ve missed the reference)
I know that a decent percentage of internet users would prefer not too get involved in the killing, preparation and cooking of their food (I like to consider myself one of the minority that would get stuck in (though I’ve never been able too with anything other than fish (strange how it’s practically illegal to do so))), but the guilt remains, if only in part, when we’re loafing in our lavish houses ordering food with a click of the mouse. In cases like Haiti’s current situation it’s a horrible thing to recognise, but at the end of the day technology is shifting at a stupendous rate, and this may be the only way to keep up. Tell your friends: home delivery is okay, but charity is nice aswell.
Internet Banking
This is something that we can all feel good about. A big smiley face and a pat on the back to anyone that uses internet banking, IMHO. With money turning into digital credit, there’s no guilt in trading the hour long queue, miserable attendant and frustrating conversation that ends in “that’s not possible” for a system you can keep a track of for yourself. One of the biggest problems with banking is user responsibility: if you don’t keep tabs on it, you could very easily get caught out. If you haven’t tried internet banking I strongly advise that you give it a go: no easier way to access YOUR OWN money without visiting the financial dentist for your free dead-end. Savings, investments, you name it. Hop on the computer, sign in to your account, and have a look at the numbers for yourself. Past experience tells me this is about the only way you can look at your account in any sort of detail without having to demand it of the fat-cat in whichever branch you’ve visited.
Tickets
Again another “energy saving” system that simply removes the aspect of “going here and doing this”. It seems lazy, but if we can get something like this done from home; a situation in which nothing other than getting the ticket will be achieved, why not take it? This way we have more time to go out and make connections with people outside of a service: away from a situation in which one of you (the employee) is under strict rules that smother social opportunity.
It amazed me the day I met one of my friends at a bus stop some time in the mid nineties. He’d paid for a ticket on the internet, and a code had been delivered to his mobile phone. I’m on the bus scratching around for change and calculating how much I’d have for the day in town, whilst my buddy flashes the code and saunters to the back of the bus, wallet at the ready with however much money he had for the day.

The train companies across Britain are enforcing a new rule on the 1st April (and it’s not a joke, the miserable jobsworths) that a passenger is subject to a £50 on-the-spot fine for not buying a ticket at the station from which they departed. Get on the internet, buy a ticket, and shove it in their pipe. Have that, national rail: no extra money for you today.
Twitter
I won’t dwell on this point for too long because frankly I’m ashamed to have jumped on this particular bandwagon. Facebook is just about far enough, but having a system that allows you to think aloud at any point of the day seems to be nothing but gratuitous to me. None-the-less, I still can’t believe how easy it is to connect on Twitter: not just to your closest/best, but to the cream of the crop. I can jump on my twitter account and tell Beyonce that I thought she looked pretty good on TV last night. She might not read it (probably best not to try and contact the best of the best of the best), but on the other hand…
My point is that there are certain people that you would never have any hope of getting too without first justifying yourself to hundreds of security employees and agents without using Twitter. If I aim a little lower than Beyonce I might get a response. Networking is good, and this removes borders and boundaries. If you happen to catch someone whilst they’re sitting at their computer, and you say something they like the sound of, who knows?
So that’s my list. There are a million and one services out there and probably a good few thousand that I use/have used, so please don’t expect me to be discounting them purposefully. This is just a few.
The final point I would like to make is that I would like to find a way to pause this whole affair. I will feel deep regret if we do end up Wall-E-fied and physicality goes out of the window, but I’m certain that’s going to be open choice for the time being, so I’ll be unchecking the “Cyborg potential” box on the next consensus.
What do you think has benefitted us the most? Are you scared for our future selves?