Money in the news

According to a lot of the newspapers the past few days we’ve been making some really good progress as a nation. There are stacks of reports saying that we’re looking at a 2% growth in the economy over the next 18 months. There’s been a drop from the summer months of a 0.8% increase to October/September’s meagre 0.5%, but this is still better than most averages, apparently.

The fact that we’re making some form of progress has caused the media to sniff out the potential of an incoming firefight between political minds.  The red-tops are firing on all cylinders and the politicians are hook line and sinker. The arguement is such that we’re in a secure enough position that if nothing else goes wrong we’ll start progressing; if something – anything – goes wrong, we’re back to square one. 2008 was our most recent sunny patch, and we’re still not up to speed with that. Not to worry though, because we’re all depressed, not recessed: which is much nicer!

The NIESR added: “Unless output turns down again, the recession is over, while the period of depression is likely to continue for some time. We do not expect output to pass its peak in early 2008 until 2012″. The National Institute defines “recession” to mean a period when output is falling or receding, while “depression” is a period when output is depressed below its previous peak.

So here we are being told the recession is over, but only to sate the pedantic tongue of “the man”. The banks are still on the front line and they’re doing the acid test day in, day out; business banking is rife with proverbial fall out and we’re starting to run out of litmus paper.

A cricketing analogy seemed in order. Like an English batsman preparing to defend the Ashes, the Governor said, the Bank must remain poised at the wicket ready to play forward or back and to adjust policy in either direction according to the incoming data.

There have been tos and fros with the government and there has been a lot of complaints about “fat cat” bankers getting their “corporate kicks” off our tax money – but it simply isn’t the case. It does seem so unjust to have the service that stands between you and your money to be dealing with the free payouts from the government, but if we’re going to get help for what matters we need to believe in the thinkers no matter how controversial it seems.

It’s not getting better any time in the near future – let’s just hang on to our wallets be thankful that the coalition has seen to it that it’s not getting worse.

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The Piggy Bank cooperations

Instant access savings accounts. Current Accounts. Financial investments.

You can say what you like to the modern day kid and he’ll know where you’re coming from (referenced for those of us who probably wont). I had no idea what any of these jargon terms meant when I was a little ‘un. I’m still struggling to understand my bank manager now when I’ve been with the same branch for over a decade. This current ramble is brought to you by this post.

What I’m fast realising is that “when we were young” is a time when teachings and information levels were lower than they are in the modern day. I wander past a park nowadays and it’s full of 6 year old kids that are pulling off Christiano Ronaldo street tricks. Your average supermarket assisstant wouldn’t stand a chance against the modern day school kid in a pop-quiz.

All this might be true, but it still cracks me up to know that my kids are going to be stock-brokers before they can walk. Talk about jumping on an economy-bandwagon. When these little guys are in power they’re going to be desperate for us to learn about sport and computer games because of what our generation forced on them out of fear for another colapse. How silly.

Internet (re)finery

So here we are. 11th March 2010. I wonder what the internet is good for?

I’ve compiled a small list of some of the things that have made an impact on my life, and potentially everyone else in a “nothing special about me” situation.

Internet Food Shopping (bulk and take-out)

I think there’s something really special about being able to have food direct to your door at the touch of a button; we’re fast approaching the Wall-E style of life. Pizza or a weeks worth of groceries; not only available, but damn competitive.

Video (incase you’ve missed the reference)

I know that a decent percentage of internet users would prefer not too get involved in the killing, preparation and cooking of their food (I like to consider myself one of the minority that would get stuck in (though I’ve never been able too with anything other than fish (strange how it’s practically illegal to do so))), but the guilt remains, if only in part, when we’re loafing in our lavish houses ordering food with a click of the mouse. In cases like Haiti’s current situation it’s a horrible thing to recognise, but at the end of the day technology is shifting at a stupendous rate, and this may be the only way to keep up. Tell your friends: home delivery is okay, but charity is nice aswell.

Internet Banking

This is something that we can all feel good about. A big smiley face and a pat on the back to anyone that uses internet banking, IMHO. With money turning into digital credit, there’s no guilt in trading the hour long queue, miserable attendant and frustrating conversation that ends in “that’s not possible” for a system you can keep a track of for yourself. One of the biggest problems with banking is user responsibility: if you don’t keep tabs on it, you could very easily get caught out. If you haven’t tried internet banking I strongly advise that you give it a go: no easier way to access YOUR OWN money without visiting the financial dentist for your free dead-end. Savings, investments, you name it. Hop on the computer, sign in to your account, and have a look at the numbers for yourself. Past experience tells me this is about the only way you can look at your account in any sort of detail without having to demand it of the fat-cat in whichever branch you’ve visited.

Tickets

Again another “energy saving” system that simply removes the aspect of “going here and doing this”. It seems lazy, but if we can get something like this done from home; a situation in which nothing other than getting the ticket will be achieved, why not take it? This way we have more time to go out and make connections with people outside of a service: away from a situation in which one of you (the employee) is under strict rules that smother social opportunity.

It amazed me the day I met one of my friends at a bus stop some time in the mid nineties. He’d paid for a ticket on the internet, and a code had been delivered to his mobile phone. I’m on the bus scratching around for change and calculating how much I’d have for the day in town, whilst my buddy flashes the code and saunters to the back of the bus, wallet at the ready with however much money he had for the day.

The train companies across Britain are enforcing a new rule on the 1st April (and it’s not a joke, the miserable jobsworths) that a passenger is subject to a £50 on-the-spot fine for not buying a ticket at the station from which they departed. Get on the internet, buy a ticket, and shove it in their pipe. Have that, national rail: no extra money for you today.

Twitter

I won’t dwell on this point for too long because frankly I’m ashamed to have jumped on this particular bandwagon. Facebook is just about far enough, but having a system that allows you to think aloud at any point of the day seems to be nothing but gratuitous to me. None-the-less, I  still can’t believe how easy it is to connect on Twitter: not just to your closest/best, but to the cream of the crop. I can jump on my twitter account and tell Beyonce that I thought she looked pretty good on TV last night. She might not read it (probably best not to try and contact the best of the best of the best), but on the other hand…

My point is that there are certain people that you would never have any hope of getting too without first justifying yourself to hundreds of security employees and agents without using Twitter. If I aim a little lower than Beyonce I might get a response. Networking is good, and this removes borders and boundaries. If you happen to catch someone whilst they’re sitting at their computer, and you say something they like the sound of, who knows?

So that’s my list. There are a million and one services out there and probably a good few thousand that I use/have used, so please don’t expect me to be discounting them purposefully. This is just a few.

The final point I would like to make is that I would like to find a way to pause this whole affair. I will feel deep regret if we do end up Wall-E-fied and physicality goes out of the window, but I’m certain that’s going to be open choice for the time being, so I’ll be unchecking the “Cyborg potential” box on the next consensus.

What do you think has benefitted us the most? Are you scared for our future selves?