Time to crank up the investments-o-meter as this sultry little number swaggers onto the hay-lined flooring. Touting a solid “structure” and the potential to snap, crackle and pop her way around millions of breakfast bowls, I proudly introduce to you Ms Willsbro Emilyann!
At only five months old she’s pushing a staggering GPTI of 2096, and the farmers market has never seen a higher bid this side of the Atlantic.
If, like me: you’ve never come across a “GPTI”, and you had no idea the cattle market was taken quite so seriously (you knew deep down, but you never really imagined it): probably best to give the term a quick wiki. And check this out.
Safe to say, I’d be keeping the £100,000 in a savings account.
I wouldn’t be buying a cow, at least. (No matter how big her udders were.)